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Dollars to donuts I eff this up and get sued. Or I win a million dollars. But probably the first thing.
Want to book me?
Can't wait for an "Isle of Mulatt" shirt?
Do I owe you money?
Message me here!
I have free tickets available to almost every show I'm on.
Send me your name and the show you want to attend.
As long as I have comps, you can get comps!
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